uh huh honey

I'm the Michael Jordan of sports fans and I love Kanye West a lot. Wisconsin.

I remember everything I did. And the worst part is I remember liking it. Because I felt powerful. I felt fearless. And most of all, in control. But when I came through it, I learned something else… Control is overrated.

  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
chronicniall:

thingsicanchangethingsicant:

@1DGPSOfficial 

#this hurts me so bad u know why #for a long time louis was the only thing jay had in her life #the only constant thing #like #her first husband left #who did she have? #louis #when her and her second husband got divorced who did she still have? louis #but then — not really #because he was out on this incredible journey becoming part of the worlds most popular boyband #and he wasnt there anymore #i cant imagine how hard that must have been for the both of them #but this picture makes me think of #all the phone calls theyve shared #all the heart felt skype calls while louis was away #and louis assuring her that #no matter how far he goes #he’ll always be right by his mothers side (x)

chronicniall:

thingsicanchangethingsicant:

#this hurts me so bad u know why #for a long time louis was the only thing jay had in her life #the only constant thing #like #her first husband left #who did she have? #louis #when her and her second husband got divorced who did she still have? louis #but then — not really #because he was out on this incredible journey becoming part of the worlds most popular boyband #and he wasnt there anymore #i cant imagine how hard that must have been for the both of them #but this picture makes me think of #all the phone calls theyve shared #all the heart felt skype calls while louis was away #and louis assuring her that #no matter how far he goes #he’ll always be right by his mothers side (x)